there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
so i’ve been soliciting people to come along with me when i get my lip pierced, and i asked my sister (because she’s a doctor and isn’t squeamish about blood); and she replied “I’d prefer you get your nose pierced. You’ll look like a fish if you get your lip done.”
i didn’t even think about that as a benefit, but in all seriousness, if i stick a glow in the dark piercing in there eventually i can probably lure small fish and shrimp into my open mouth while underwater.
like a sexier bear grylls with a mouth full of raw fish, mmm.
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS
TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS
TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS